The Hullabaloo

Whenever you play a land, put 25 point
counters on The Hullabaloo.
Whenever a scout you control deals combat
damage to an opponent, put 50 point counters
on The Hullabaloo.
Whenever a Director enters the battlefield
under your control, put 100 point counters on
The Hullabaloo.
When The Hullabaloo has 1,000 or more point
counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, you win
the game.