The Jokester

Haste, Deathtouch
When The Jokester enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain deathtouch until the end of turn
{b}{u},{t}, Sacrifice The Jokester. When you do, you may roll a d12. If it is even, deal damage to target opponent equal to half of the result. If it is odd, lose life equal to the result.
{4}{b}{u}: Put the Jokester onto the battlefield from the command zone
"I may be a jokester, but I am gay"