The Jolly Balloon Bot

Haste
{2}, {t}: Create a token that's a copy of another
target creature you control, except it's a 1/1
red Balloon creature in addition to its other
colors and types and it has flying and haste.
If it's creature type is Clown, it gets +1/+1.
Activate only as a sorcery.

“MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY.”