The King's Wit

All Creatures are Balduvian Shaman. (They lose all abilities, their base power and toughness is 1/1, they gain the abilities, mana value, and types of [Balduvian Shaman])
Balduvian Shamans you control are Jonnies in addition to their other types.
Balduvian Shamans you control lose cumulative upkeep {1}