The Knights Who Say Ni!

{g}: Say the holy word of Ni! Deal 4 damage to
any target.
{t}{g}: Create a green Shrubbery artifact with
"Sacrifce this artifact: gain 3 life."
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni! We
are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-
Ekki-PTANG zoom-boing z'nourrwringmm!