The Lord You Somehow Needed

Each creature you control with this set's requisite Unusual But Cute Animal creature type,
of which there are inexplicably about sixteen uninspired designs which will see play based entirely on their predesigned efficiency and synergy, gain [STAT BOOST] and have "When
this creature enters, [CARD ADVANTAGE]".

"Finally! We've been asking for this kind
of typal support for weeks!"