The Luggage

The Luggage can't be countered.
Shroud, trample
The Luggage cannot leave the battlefield.
{x}, {t}: Exile X cards from your hand, then
draw that many cards.
{x}: Exile X cards from your hand, then return
that many cards exiled with The Luggage from
exile to your hand.
Half suitcase, half homicidal maniac.