The Master Vainglorious

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, create a 3/3 black Toclafane artifact creature token with menace if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn. Then each opponent who lost 3 or more life this turn face a villainous choice — You draw a card, or that player discards a card.

"...what this country really needs, right now, is a Doctor."
-The Master