The Mayor, Mayor

Hexproof, Lifelink, Trample.
{b}{b}{b}: Exile The Mayor, Mayor, returning to
play at your next upkeep. Put a 0/1 child scout
token into play with a pipe counter on it.
{t}, remove a pipe counter from a child scout: All
other players discard a card. Put a +1/+1 counter
on target Mayor.