THE MIGHTY THINKPAD

Hexproof, Trample
On each of your end steps, create a 1/1 app creature token.
On each of your upkeeps, draw cards equal to the number of apps on the battlefield.
{u/b}{u/b}: Create a 1/1 app creature token.
Sacrifice an app: create a 1/1 virus token.
Whenever a virus enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.