The Mod-L Citizen

Whenever a permanent you control dies
with +1/+1 counters, put half of that
permanent's +1/+1 counters rounded
down onto The Mod-L Citizen.
This enchantment can move +1/+1 counters as
if it had Body Mods.
"The Mod-L Citizen, the story of the name's quite
ironic." - Hariko, Clerk, The Mod-L Citizen