The Moss Boss

Commander ninjutsu {1}{u}{b} ({1}{u}{b}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card
onto the battlefield from your hand or the command
zone tapped and attacking.)
Whenever The Moss Boss deals combat damage
to an opponent, draw a card, then choose a
permanent that player controls at random.
Destroy that card.
"SKADOOSH!"