The Moulin Rouge

At the beginning of your pre-combat main phase,
add {u} plus {c} for each sex-worker you control.
Whenever an opponent attacks you, s/he chooses
one creature attacking. Put a stun counter on it,
it deals no damage this turn.
Cycling {u} When you cycle The Moulin Rouge,
target sex-worker gets +1/+1 and menace until
end of turn.