The Namesmith

Trample, Haste, Vigilance, Ward {3}

Whenever you cast a spell with 'Kai' printed on the
card, creatures you control get +X/+X until end of
turn where X is the number of nonland permanents
on the battlefield with the word 'Kai' printed on
them.

Why am I here? Who knows, maybe I'm just an
excuse to run Triskaidekaphobia.