The Narrator

Ward {1}
The Narrator does not untap during it's
controller's untap step.
At the beginning of your end step if no creatures
you controlled died this turn you may pay {r}{g}. if you do, transform The Narrator at the beginning of your next upkeep.
Whenever a human you control dies or becomes
the target of a spell or ability an opponent
controls, lose 1 life, draw a card, and untap The Narrator.