The “One” Ring(s)

Indestructible
When The “One” Ring(s) enters the battlefield, you gain protection from everything for the next 2 turns.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life for each burden counter on The “One” Ring(s).
{t}: Put 2 burden counters on The “One” Ring(s), then draw 2 cards for every burden counter on The “One” Ring(s).

“Fuck you, dude.”