The One Who Cannot Spell

Vijalans, trmpl, hest, dubla strik, faleng
Wun The One Who Cannot Spell untres dat betlafeld, usk e parsn ootsid te gam ta spelz u ward uv ur chois. Iv dey getz dat wordz incract, pat fiv +1/+1 cuntrees unta dis cretarey.
"Tis tim fur zum flaver tuxt, hezzuh!"