The Pantsmith

Shroud. At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die then creatures you control gain the effect.
1: Indestructible until end of turn.
2: +3/+0 until end of turn.
3: +0/+3 until end of turn.
4: Landwalk of any type until end of turn.
5: Skulk until end of turn.
6: Put a colorless pants artifact token onto the battlefield. It has "{1}, sacrifice this artifact: destroy target attacking creature.