The Pirate Lich

Haste, Hexproof, Deathtouch
Other zombies you control have menace.
Other pirates you control have indestructible.
{r}{r}{p/b}{p/u}, {t}: Amass 2, then create X blue and
black 2/2 Zombie Pirate creature tokens with
Haste and "This creature can't block" where X is
the amount of life you lost this turn.