The Plucky Neighbour

Casting Call {r} (During your turn, you may pay 1
and exile this card from your hand to create a 1/1
red contestant creature token. You may cast this
from exile later for it's Casting Call cost)
Enchant Creature.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is also a
legendary citizen named Susie Whinstead.
When this is put into the graveyard from
the battlefield, deal 1 damage to any target.