The Pumpkin

This card cannot block
Whenever you play a weird card, place a -1/-1 counter on this card.
{w}{u}{b}{b}: Remove all -1/-1 counters on this card, distribute them on to any players creatures. Creatures with Hexproof cannot counter this. If a creature toughness is 0 or less due to this card's effect, exile that card, then place a -1/-1 card on all creatures your opponents control.

{b}{b}{b}{b}{b}: Place two +1/+1 counters on this card, then gain 3 life