The Pumpkin King, Part 2

Haste, Menace
When the Pumpkin King attacks, check mtgcardsmith.com, if a poorly designed card is featured, create a 2/2 red and black Pumpkin creature token.
Pay 2 Life, Sacrifice a Pumpkin: Deal 2 damage to any target.
"I love you guys but y'all gotta chill."-The Pumpkin King, part 3