The Purest White Knight

When Cast with more Black Mana than White,
George sneezes directly into the fan
weakening all creatures by 1/1. All Weakened creatures act under George's control.
When Cast with more White Mana than Black,
George goes on a rant about how the Hobbit
trilogy wasn't actually that bad. Exile one enchantment and creature an opponent controls.
Each spell the opponent casts afterward costs {1} more.