The Rocky Boy

Hexproof, Lifelink, Flying, Deathtouch,
Vigilance, Indestructible, Islandwalk, Haste, Flash, Shroud
When The Rocky Boy enters the battlefield,
compare cards, then destroy all opponents
creatures not named The Rocky Boy
The Rocky Boy gets a +1/+1 counter, 7 times,
each time you get pissed