The Salty Slut

Crew 4 (Tap any number of creatures you control
with a total power of 4 or more: This Vehicle
becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
When The Salty Slut attacks, you may discard
a card. If you do, draw a card.
"Tha... Salty Slut isss.. no more. Not since my
Kenku pals passed on."
-Ket