The School Bullies

Vigilance, haste
{t}: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard
onto the battlefield under their control. It gains
haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end
step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature
attacks each combat if able and attacks a player
other than you if able.)
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