The Secret Lair

Indestructible
{t}: Add {c}{c}
{t}{w}: Create a 1/1 giant chess artifact creature token.
{t}{u : Draw one card from an opponent’s library and exile it. It is now a banned card for the rest of the game.
{t}{b}: You may play all banned cards for free this turn.
{t}{r}: Create a 3/3 raptor dinosaur creature token with trample.
{t}{g}: The Secret Lair becomes a 10/10 artifact creature with haste till end of turn.
Players named Alexander can not play this card.