The Shifty Sticker, Tape

Trample, Undying (when this creature dies,
if it did not have a +1/+1 counter on it, return it
to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter.)
Whenever this creature leaves a graveyard, tap all creatures an opponent controls.
Don't do this to me! I'm a changed adhesive! I won't
stick nobody anymore, I swear! Boss! Olly! Ya gotta
do somethin'! Ya gotta avenge me! I'm... I'm...
Ehhhhh, fuhgeddaboudit.