The Sideways Dyslexic

+1: Scry 2, then draw a card. If you draw a card with a converted mana cost of 3 or less this way, you may play it without paying its mana cost.
-3: Swap the control of two target permanents with different names. You may choose any combination of creatures, artifacts, or enchantments.
-8: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, they must exchange control of two target nonland permanents they each control."