The Siren Siren

{2}{u/b}, {t}: Gain control of target non-blue
creature until end of turn.
{2}{r}, {t}: Up to two target creatures gain haste
until end of turn.
"The Siren Siren is elusive and I have only seen it
once. If you do see it, cover your ears. And not just
because of its seductive song" -Iados the Conqueror