The Solar Bear

Protection from blue, big, big, big.
(A creature gets +1/+1 for each instance of big it has.)
At the beginning of your end step, create three treasures.
When you sacrifice your third food of the turn,
gather three 1/1 red and blue nerd tokens.
Whenever you make an opponent groan,
they lose one life.
Whenever you make an opponent laugh,
you gain one life.