The Solely Singleton Podcast

At the beginning of your upkeep, record an
episode.
Whenever an episode you control is edited, you
may post it. Then, flip a coin.
On heads, gain 2 mana. On tails, lose 1 life.
"It's just a do-nothing enchantment! This f@$#%^$
sucks! Who put this in the shownotes?!"