The Specular Spoon Man

Concavity — {u}{r}, {t}: Choose target spell or
ability that targets you or a permanent you control, then choose new targets for it.

Dollop of Duty — {w}{w}{w}{u}{u}{u}: Tap all
creatures. Each opponent chooses a number
of creatures they control equal to the number
of creatures you control, then places a stun
counter on each of the rest.

"A spoonful of justice makes my enemies go down!"