The Starbucks Saga - Year 1

I. Create a 1/3 white human Chad creature token
and a 2/1 white human pleb Michael token
creature with Haste.
II. Create three 1/2 white human pleb creature
tokens named Ryan, Adam, and Garrett.
III. Ask the player to your left or right if tips are
done. If yes, gain mana of any color equal to the
number of plebs. If no, Chad takes 1 damage, then
tap all that player's lands; they do not untap
during the untap step.