The Stare

Lightskin: {w} Stare at a card with the light skin stare, then that card becomes infatuated with you until the end of your next turn. While infatuated, the card cannot do anything that would cause a negative thing to you.
Zoolander: {u}{b}{r}{g} Stare at a card with the Zoolander stare, take control of that card until the end of the turn.