The Stealth Rhino

Trample—As long as The Stealth Rhino has
not dealt any damage this turn with his large head
and/or flat feet, he is indestructible.
If he has dealt damage he must suck a numerous
amount of butts, then sashays towards the
graveyard to resurrect The Mighty Meatstick
Mace of Kalkalash.
Eeesh...I'll take a crab juice.