The Stealth Rhino

Trample— As long as The Stealth Rhino has not
dealt any damage this turn with his large
head and/or flat feet, he will remain indestructible.
If he has dealt damage, he must suck a countless
number of butts, then twirl his way to the
graveyard to resurrect The Mighty
Meatstick Mace of Kalkalash.
"Eeesh... I'll take a crab juice."