The Swift Hand of a Thief

Choose one —
• Gain control of target artifact. Untap it.
• Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
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"By noon, I had filled my sinning palms with the
finest of jewels, marvelous golden strings, and inspired
odds and ends from the most inept of court mages.
Why does anyone buy anything anyway?"
- Dack Fayden