The Tardigrade

Tardigrade enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Tardigrade is dealt damage, remove
that many +1/+1 counters from it.
Counting — (At the beginning of your upkeep,
you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for
each other creature with Counting.)
Why live in the shrubbery when you
could have a throne?