The Teleo-Drive

Exile target spell you control: If an instant spell is exiled this way, draw a card. If a sorcery is exiled this way, deal 3 damage to target player. If a creature is exiled this way, you gain life equal to its converted mana cost. If an enchantment is exiled this way, exile target enchantment. If an artifact is exiled this way, gain control of target noncreature artifact until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste. If a planeswalker is exiled this way, destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.