The Toaster, Car of Cars

When The Toaster enters the battlefield, you may look at the top two cards of your library and put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard, then shuffle.

When The Toaster leaves the battlefield, you may return The Toaster to the battlefield tapped and attacking. It must be blocked by the creature with the highest power defending player controls this turn.

"The road trembles in submission of the toaster." - dingus dongus idk