The Trashman

Haste
I’m the Trashman! — Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on The Trashman.

I Eat Garbage- {1}{r} Sacrifice an artifact: The Trashman deals 2 damage to any target. If the sacrificed artifact was Food, he gains indestructible until end of turn.
"I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! And then.. I start eatin' garbage!"