The Triple Stryke

Triple Strike (It deals first strike damage twice, and then normal damage)
Train 5 (You may only attack or block with this creature if you control a creature with toughness 5 or more unless you take damage equal to this creatures power)
A sting from 'e firs' un numbs ya. A sting from 'e second disorients ya. And a sting from 'e third? Nobody has lived long enough to say.