The Unluckiest

+2: Roll a six sided die. If the result is odd, each opponent draws a card. If the result is even, you draw two cards.
-3: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. Exile target permanent with equal converted mana cost. Then shuffle.
-9: Flip a coin three times. If all results are heads, you win the game. Otherwise, you lose the game.