The Unsworth, Avid Moper

Menace, Deathtouch
Whenever The Unsworth, Avid Moper
deals damage, create a 1/1 Mopey Dwarf Token
Creature spells you cast cost {2} less for
every mopey comment you refrain from saying
Each opponent may pay {0} to protect
against mopey comments made by you
until end of game.