The Unsworth, Avid Moper

Menace, Deathtouch
Whenever The Unsworth, Avid Moper deals
damage, create a 1/1 Mopey Dwarf Token
Creature spells you cast cost {2} less for every
mopey comment you refrain from saying
Each opponent may pay {0} to protect against
mopey comments made by you until end of game