The Ventriloquist
The Ventriloquist can't block.
When The Ventriloquist enters the battlefield,
create a 3/3 legendary artifact creature token
named Scarface with "When this creature dies,
return The Ventriloquist to its owners hand."
"Yer here fer one reason and one reason only, ya
dumb broad and that's to keep yer hand up my
backside and not speak unless spoken to. Ya get me?
- Scarface
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