The Weakest Judge

Indestructible
At the start of your upkeep, deal 1 damage to
target opponent.
"Well, here's a better question. Do you wanna have a
bad time? 'Cause, if you take another step forward,
you are really not going to like what happens next.
Welp. Sorry, old lady. This is why I never make
promises. It's a beautiful day outside..."