The Wild Trumpius

+1: The Wild Trumpius deals 3 damage to target player. They get an abuse counter. Each opponent who wasn't dealt damage this way discards a card.
-1: Draw a card for each opponent who hasn't yet been dealt damage by The Wild Trumpius.
-3: Each opponent gets an emblem with "at the beginning of your upkeep, you lose life equal to the number of abuse counters you have.