The woods

+2: Create a 1/1 squirel token named Weenie or a 1/1 pig token named Pig.
-2: Create a 4/1 monkey token named Monkey or a 3/3 rabbit token named Bunny. You may have the token you created fight target creature.
-14: Create a 4/5 robot token named Metal E.v.e with indestructible and a 5/4 robot token named Metal Steve with indestructible.